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LoL! Hey everyone! This is a COOL paroday written by one of my good friends, Zack. Let him know what you think, and don't you DARE flame him~! u_u
[Song is censored because my server is gay, but you know what it is anyway!]
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You all act like you ain't seen an American before
Jaws all on the floor like Treize and Zechs just burst in the door
And we started whoopin' their a*ses worse than before
They first were our enemies throwin' over our furniture
It's the return of the...Aww wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Canz say...nothin' you idiots Canz is dead he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Duo Maxwell, "I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbin' his long braid, flippin' off you know who, yeah but he's so cute though."
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my Gundam loose but no worse than what's going on in Dorothy's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna let loose but can't but it's cool for Dorothy to look like a dead moose
Her bum is on your lips her bum is on your lips and if your lucky she won't want a little kiss
And that's the message she delivers to little kids
And expects them not to know what an idiot she is
Of course they gonna know what war is by the time they hit first grade they got the news channel don't they?
She ain't nothin' but a mammal well she might be a cannibal
Cuttin' others open like animals, but if she can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that Quatre and another man can't elope
And if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Quatre take off those pantyhose
Sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami, all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self-destruct, self destruct, self destruct
Cus I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
Quatre don't gotta cuss to kill those bastards well i do, so f*ck him and f*ck you too
You think I give a damn about me half you soldiers can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Shin what if you live wouldn't it be weird? why? so you guys can just stay and kill me here?
So you can sit me here next to Altron with its spear
Wing Zero better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Milliardo and Relena Peacecraft and hear 'em argue over who has the last laugh
This is Relena full blast on TV "Yeah Heero's cute but he's tryin' to kill me, hee hee!"
I should download their audio on MP3, show the whole world how they came to manipulate me
You OZ soldiers all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million others just like me who cuss like me who just don't give a f*ck like me walk talk and act like me they might be the next best thing but not quite me
Cus I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
I'm like a head trip to listen to cus I'm only givin' you things to talk about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll and I ain't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get in my Gundam and spit it and whether you'd like to admit it I kill better than 90% of you pilots out there and you wonder why soldiers are lyin' dead around here
You know it's funny at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only pilot that's still living and still flirting
Kickin' Oz's ass*s while I'm tuning up my Gundam but I'm not winning those dumba*ses have become really cunning
And every single person is a Shinigami lurking
I could be working at Preventers killing all you f*ckers or in the colonies wandering screaming I don't give a f*ck with my head down and my rifle up
So will the real Gami self destruct and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind, out of control one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
Cus I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
Cus I'm Shinigami yes I'm the real Gami all you other Shinigamis are just imitating so won't the real Shinigami self destruct, self destruct, self destruct
Spoken: Ha ha, I guess there's a shinigami in all of us, f*ck it, let's all self destruct.
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LoL, I'm sorry, that's crazy. I LOVE IT ZACK-SAMA~!!! Well, let him know what you think of it!
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